Blog Something

So my wife thinks you can just "blog something" like this is some made up facade of babbling gibberish posted on the web at will. Now here I am proving her wrong. If you think this blog is going somewhere you are in for a surprise. It is not. I will see how much space I can fill with nonsense as she sits over my shoulder and chuckles at the seemingly witty remarks I am making. They aren't that funny and whoever is reading this is probably going to be pretty disappointed that they wasted whatever amount of time it took to read this. I am not sorry though. I told you nothing would materialize in the sentences to come and I was not lying. As I write your life is wasting away. You could have started your taxes, gone to the gym, started reading a book, set your tivo up... the list goes on and on, but no you continued chasing the rabbit down this dark hole and now here we are, at an impasse. You have now invested some time into reading this and for some strange reason want to finish it. I am not sure why but at the same time understand it. I am not really sure where I am going to go next with it but am still enjoying the ride it is taking me on....pause...actually as I say that it seems I am running out of babble. I turn to Ashley for help and she gives me some garbage not worth posting. If she ever gets a blog do not read it! From what she just told me I can tell you it will be horrible. One time she woke up in the morning and said she needed to brush her "chompers." Who says that!? Even weirder is that she laughs at it more than I do. I have never met anyone who finds themselves more hilarious than she does. Another good part about that story is that it was nearly six hours later when it hit her that she said chompers that morning and she started laughing like an idiot. I did not know why but soon found out and gave it a small chuckle. Well that's it for the weirdest blog ever. I guess I showed her that you can't just "blog something" didn't I?